What kind of gift do you give your office manager?

Me and Crazy Woman have been racking our brains on what to get our office manager for Christmas. She and her husband hunt, and she always has stories on how he keeps coming back from hunting missing a glove, a sock, or underwear because he didn't bring toilet paper with him. With the snowstorms we've been having the last couple of days, business has been slow. So we are making our office manager a present for her husband. We are making a hat and scarf made out of toilet paper, or shat and sharf. We are also going to take a roll of toilet paper, and cut out each sheet the shape of a mitten, all still joined at the perforations. We are calling them shittens. We are planning on calling our line of creations Shat Farm or something similar. If we go with Shat Farm, it will feature the slinky cat sitting in a litter box.
Tomorrow I got to drive out to Kazoo again for more "training". Hopefully there will be some good meat and potatoes that I can actally use in the job. Last time I risked my life driving in the first snowstorm of the year only to get some wishy-washy crap about not having an attitude with the customers. I haven't decided if I'm temporarily ending my boycott of makeup for this meeting or not. Life has been one constant eye-booger. I'm tired of digging at my eyes, I thought I'd give them a rest.
This morning the cat heard my alarm go off, and me shutting it off and going back to bed. He started doing his creepy little barking thing he does. He seems mute 90% of the time, what possesses him to do this, I don't know. It sounds like "ar? ar? ar?" then a quick "ar-ar-ar" and then he's gone. Husband never believes me when I tell him the cat does this, this time he actually heard it.

I'm gonna keep an eye on weather channel, if there is any chance of percipitation, I'm just going to work at my normal time.