Please don't crap on my pillow

Lately the cat has been sleeping on my bed a lot. Yesterday was his day to go to the vet to get his yearly shots. Everyone at the vet's office practically forgets I have a cat, because they see him only once a year. Anyway he was sleeping on my bed again yesterday. I left him there until the very last minute to take him in. I crept downstairs and got the pet carrier and put it on the floor with the door up and open. Then I went and grabbed the sleepy cat and wrapped him tightly in a blanket and put the slid the cat-sausage in the cage and shut the door. He was good at the vet's, but they left us alone in the room a little too long for his taste. He was on my lap, and he NEVER does that. Back at home he didn't hold any grudges. We are so surprised he isn't one of those spiteful cats that we've hear horror stories about. This is the first cat for both my husband and I, so we are both grateful he isn't one of THOSE cats. We have a running joke, whenever we see one of us has "neglected" the cat in some way, we joke that cat is gonna crap on the other's pillow. "Aw Kitty, did Jenny not top your food dish off? I'd go crap on her pillow if I were you". "Aw Kitty, did Shannon hang out with his friends too late to brush you? I'd go crap on his pillow if I were you."
Sick? A little.
Funny? You betcha.