"AH NEED MAH PHONE"

I swear if I hear that one more time, I'm not going to be responsible for my actions. People, a word of advice. If you can't live without your cell phone, insure it. Take every insurance possible. Otherwise, shut up. And quit spilling pop on them and running them over with your cars. Once the screws are taken out, your dirty little secrets are revealed. The buttons stuck to the keypad with a sticky substance. The battery has battery door imprint in it. The circuit board with a SIM card imprint in it. We see it all. And no, the manufacturer does not put that shit in there when they assemble them. And if you are entitled to having your unit swapped, don't expect and clean and shiney replacement for your scuzzy phone. We swap out the boards and give you your crappy housing back with the new guts. BWAAH HAA HAA HAAAA!