Jerry Springer Time!

Let's just say I'm grinding my teeth over stuff I can't control. Serenity prayer not sinking in... It's actually quiet on my own homefront other than taking care of post-operative pup. My sister makes a habit of throwing out her boyfriend, who is my husband's friend, every 3 days. I guess it's getting really bad, and my husband's freaking cell phone won't stop ringing because he's supposed to be an on-call counselor. The dumbass keeps going back to her, she keeps taking him back. Epitomy of dysfunction. Then I see some of her qualities in myself, and I'm questioning my own sanity. Then throw on some daily New Orleans news, an upcoming 9/11 anniversary, one parent bitching about the other, news of an invalid aunt falling off a couch.
Where's the phone number to where I can reserve my desert island?