Time to tell the What Not To Wear people to SUCK IT

Ladies and gentlemen, we have come full circle. Straight and tapered leg jeans are in again. The show What Not To Wear, BBC and American version been hammering into our heads that nothing is acceptable other than flare-leg pants. Throw out all the rest! Only flare-leg, people. Personally, I outgrew my tapered-leg jeans after high school in the early 90's. So I had to get rid of those, then came straight-leg, and my favorite, carpenter and stove-pipe leg for the the skaters. Then came this rash, or infection of make-over shows. Flare-leg only people! Take the emphasis off that booty! And I hate to admit, I bought into this, and actually purchased ONE pair of jeans. I wore my straight-leg stuff everywhere, and the flare-leg were for going out with my gal pals, which honestly only happens about three times a year. But looking around, I see it didn't take hold in the business-casual workplace. And honestly, the look is not for everybody. I haven't seen anyone over 35 wearing them either. Along with straight legs, with waistlines are going back up again also. Thank god. When I see crack, I smell shit and that's all I have to say about that. So get them tapered-leg jeans out if you can fit into them and show off that butt that's covered enough to leave something to the imagination!